I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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