have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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