yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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