doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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