I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm both gender and math confused
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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