She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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