there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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