Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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