I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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