There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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