He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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