Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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