her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
vagina is talking i cant
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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