I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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