I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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