My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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