dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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