That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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