is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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