So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
