The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I have post one night stand depression
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