its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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