Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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