I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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