Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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