He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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