I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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