the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.