SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert