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• (619): View more from California

  just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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• (310): View more from California

  I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

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  On that note, do I have a rule?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash

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• (805): View more from California

  That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up

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