just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up