She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Even my vagina gasped.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list