you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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