I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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