that's an acceptable place to lick
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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