I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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