Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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