found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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