At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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