Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
