I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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