you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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