I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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