hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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