Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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