That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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