I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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