i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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