Christians are straight up FREAKS
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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