Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize