Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
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he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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