I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
