Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
