3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
