If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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