hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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