who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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