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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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