cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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