spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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